I know, you know that I love conspiracy theories (did some of you think I was going to break into the Psych theme song?...I know, you know, that I'm not telling the truth...sorry I couldn't resist ). Anyways, back to my love of conspiracy theories, well y'all will be glad to know that I have another....ATTACK OF THE ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, animals are trying to take over the world by attacking humans. Or maybe they are just trying to attack me. Either way, it's attack of the animals.
Squirrels are the first animal that have started this revolution. Every time I walk the paths of my campus, squirrels start throwing acorns at me (or maybe it's the wind :D). Truly, I have to walk the paths dodging back and forth trying to avoid being hit by falling acorns.
Next, I have to dodge chipmunks when I walk around campus. These guys don't throw acorns at me like the squirrels, but they do try to trip me up. Suddenly, with no warning, a chipmunk will run across the path right in front of me trying to make me stumble (or they are suicidal chipmunks trying to get me to kill them).
The third animal that has attacked me was a deer. Tuesday, I was walking up to the new athletic complex. On the way, a deer almost ran me over!!!!!!! Missed it by that much. Luckily, I have fast reflexes and juked out of the way (or maybe not, it wasn't THAT close). Then the deer went into the woods and examined me for a little while. Apparently, I'm not a threat because it then ran away.
Last but not least, I was almost killed by a seagull. Natalie and I were walking back from dinner. I was busy talking with Natalie. Then suddenly Natalie put her arm out and stopped me from walking in further. Her reason, there was a seagull flying fast and at low attitude right into our pathway. If it wasn't for Natalie, I might have been impaled by a seagull.
Thus ends ATTACK OF THE ANIMALS
"That's All Folks"
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